Tag: satire

One-way hallways perplex and disorient students and staff

October 13, 2020

https://youtu.be/qUh08ccYiKA

One-way hallways perplex, disorient students and staff

October 5, 2020

https://youtu.be/qUh08ccYiKA

Searching for the best hand sanitizer

March 26, 2020

SATIRE: 2020 proves an unlucky year for most, except for me

March 17, 2020

Who’s Joe? The question puzzling Westport voters

November 13, 2019

Finding the secret to advertising clubs

October 7, 2019

The quest to find the name of the new superintendent

June 7, 2019

Satire: How to scan a QR code

January 16, 2019

SATIRE: ‘The Klein Challenge’ must be witchcraft

October 17, 2018

Ah, Staples. It’s the magnum opus of public high school education. We have dominated almost every field a high school is capable of: theater, the arts and STEM. This is simply a testament to Staples’...

English students use comedy to critique

June 13, 2017

By Molly Mahoney ’18 Whether it’s The Onion, Key and Peele or Saturday Night Live, all of these are bound to leave an audience tearing up from laughter. However, each one’s comedy is rooted...

[April 2017] Will you be my roommate, please?

April 26, 2017

By: Jesse Levinson '17 Hey guys, my name is Jesse Levinson (Lev), and I’m excited to announce that I will be attending Colgate University with y’all! Although I know the majority of accepted students...

[Nov. 2016 Opinions] Checks and balances prevent Trump from real change *satire

November 22, 2016

By Fritz Schemel '17 It’s one week into the presidency of Donald Trump, and already, everything has changed... almost. Although many originally thought Trump would appoint a highly conservative...

[Oct. 2016 Opinions] Clinton single-handedly demolished the country we once knew and loved *satire

October 28, 2016

By Molly Liebergall '17 The year is 2019. America is ravaged by chaos, and tomorrow, Jan. 20, marks the two-year anniversary of the beginning of the end. Before she took office, Hillary...

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