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SATIRE: Trick-or-treating commercialization corrupts Westport

SATIRE: Trick-or-treating commercialization corrupts Westport

November 1, 2018

By Katie Howard '19   Westport has lush parks, competitive schools, and sidewalks clean enough to eat off of. We have everything: a good community, good restaurants and most of all, good people. But one thing threatens to disrupt this peace: Halloween. Every year, this wolf in a sheep’s costume...

SATIRE: ‘The Klein Challenge’ must be witchcraft

SATIRE: ‘The Klein Challenge’ must be witchcraft

Katie Howard '19

October 17, 2018

Ah, Staples.  It’s the magnum opus of public high school education. We have dominated almost every field a high school is capable of: theater, the arts and STEM. This is simply a testament to Staples’ overarching ability to achieve. We similarly excel in athletics. In years past, Staples has domi...

Anything Can Be Proven on the Internet: Elvis Lives on in the Hearts of Conspiracy Theorists

Anything Can Be Proven on the Internet: Elvis Lives on in the Hearts of Conspiracy Theorists

October 1, 2010

Image via Wikipedia The Internet is perfect for many things, including academic research, non-profit organization sites, instant news, and pornography. Students at Staples will use the Internet heavily for social networking, like Facebook and Instant Messaging, others will use it for finding the latest music that they like. But I have found something better ...

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