Staff Profile

Ryan Panny –– Staff Writer

If you’re looking for Ryan Panny ’12, he’s probably in the last place you’d expect him to be.

Panny is infamous for his in-class antics—when he is in class. He is somewhat notorious for skipping. However, Intro to Journalism was the one class Panny did not cut once last year.

Panny only read Inklings his first three years at Staples, and decided that it was something he had to be a part of. As a staff writer this year, Panny hopes to broaden his journalistic horizons and write about a scope of different topics because of his multiple interests.

“I just love writing. There are so many different types of journalism, so it isn’t a one dimensional art,” Panny said.

Aside from journalism, Panny is an avid guitar player. He’s been a member of a few bands and is recording a solo album right now. Panny’s love for journalism pales in comparison to the compassion and dedication he gives to his music.

“Playing on stage with an energetic crowd is the best natural high you can get,” Panny said. “I’m not really egotistical, but there’s a certain satisfaction that comes along with blowing people’s minds.”

A Panny For Your Thoughts: ‘Baches’ Love This

Ryan Panny, Staff Writer
March 20, 2012

In case any of you are unaware of how boy-girl relationships typically unfold, allow me to break it down. Step 1: Boy meets girl. Step 2: Boy is attracted to girl. Step 3: Boy takes girl out to cheap restaurants and hopes for a little luck with girl. Step 4: Boy confesses love to girl. Step... Read More

A Different Kind of Truth: Van Halen Returns with Rollicking New Record

Ryan Panny, Staff Writer
March 12, 2012

A little over a decade into the 21st century, hard rock and heavy metal fans live in a world where comebacks are ubiquitous. A younger generation of bands giving nods to the old school has sparked a resurgence of rock nostalgia, as rockers in their 40’s, 50’s and beyond are strapping... Read More

“Athletic Spectacle” Takes On a Whole New Meaning

Ryan Panny, Staff Writer
February 8, 2012

Now I’ll be the first to admit that “ferocious”, “passionate”, and “dedicated” aren’t words typically associated with women dressed in lingerie. I need not address the disrespect that immediately pops into the head of any guy at the mere mention of the subject. However, chauvinists... Read More

Avoiding and Collisions: The texting habit

Ryan Panny, Staff Writer
January 19, 2012

While it is scientifically proven that females can multitask better than males, there is one form of multitasking seen at Staples on a daily basis that both genders have yet to master: texting and walking. During any given passing time, one can witness the perils of such multitasking efforts... Read More

Welcome to my Rock n’ Roll Hall of Shame

Ryan Panny, Staff Writer
January 17, 2012

For nearly 26 years,Cleveland, OH has been the proud home of the beloved Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, an establishment dedicated solely to the celebration of rock and roll’s most prominent and influential artists. Which is why Kiss, Rush, Deep Purple, Journey, Thin Lizzy, Judas Priest, Iron... Read More

Nov. 24, 2011 | Bringin’ Home The Turkey

Ryan Panny, Staff Writer
November 24, 2011

The Wreckers run out onto the field to start the second half of the annual Thanksgiving day game against Greenwich. This year the game also marked the FCIAC Championship. The Wreckers had something extra to be thankful for today, with a 31-27 win over the Cardinals.

The Loser Cruiser

Ryan Panny, Staff Writer
November 18, 2011

To the average person, it’s just a big yellow bus safely transporting the youth of America to and from school. But to a high school senior, this particular vehicle has a sinister presence, an evil that pervades its very being. Unlike freshman and sophomore year, when riding the bus is simply... Read More

The Life of a Staples Slacker

Ryan Panny, Staff Writer
October 28, 2011

Staples High School: home to tons of hardworking, overachieving students. Nationally recognized for its programs in theater, radio and journalism. An enviable record of Ivy League acceptances and notable alumni. The number one high school in Connecticut in 2008. This superb educational... Read More

What You Crave: Unless You Live in Westport, CT

Ryan Panny, Staff Writer
October 6, 2011

Recently, a Yahoo! News blog released a story about a 290-pound man named Martin Kessman who is suing White Castle because he cannot fit into the booths. The White Castle devotee is taking them to federal court, claiming they have violated the Americans with Disabilities Act. He’s comparing... Read More