The Walking Dead Finale: A Resurrection
Erik Sommer, Staff Writer
March 27, 2012
Everyone has planned out their survival strategy for the zombie apocalypse. No? Well, at least I have. Maybe I’m crazy, but don’t start screeching for help when your friendly neighbors come to the door trying to bite you. For the two socially estranged people now saying “well... Read More
The Struggle to Become Visible in Coaches’ Eyes
Erik Sommer, Staff Writer
March 16, 2012
Collegiate sports recruiting, like the electronics we use on a daily basis, is in the midst of an evolution. At Staples, and throughout the country, technological advances have surgically altered the features that previously defined scouting. In the past, recruiting was predominantly based... Read More
Finding the Worst Album: My Odyssey
Erik Sommer, Staff Writer
March 7, 2012
This week, I was burdened with the task of finding the worst album released in the last six months. I considered not even trying. You see, so many artists this year put in the effort, creativity, and consistency to deserve the award. Suffice it to say, there may be thousands of musicians who... Read More
A Justified Bummer: the Removal of Megaupload
Erik Sommer, Staff Writer
February 11, 2012
By now, most Staples students have noticed the massive black hole in the interwebs. But for those who don’t know (the old and Amish), Megaupload (also known as Megavideo) was taken down by the Justice Department last week after the arrests of at least three company employees on accusations... Read More
The Worst Videos of 2011
Erik Sommer, Staff Writer
January 17, 2012
As 2011 came and went, so did several horribly entertaining music videos. Here’s what you may have missed from the past year of videographed mediocrity. 3. Ke$ha “Blow”: I’ve never thought much about it, but I can imagine liking unicorns. They seem like nice enough creatures. However,... Read More
Scrawny and Proud; Why Bodybuilding is a Waste of Time
Erik Sommer, Staff Writer
January 14, 2012
How many times, especially for the men, have you happily walked into the gym locker rooms only to come out feeling like a whimpering boy? Everyone has or had at least one jacked kid in his gym class— the one who can’t help but look like a brawny Abercrombie model every time he takes off... Read More
Angry Boys: Carried by the Oddest of the Bunch
Erik Sommer, Staff Writer
January 11, 2012
If a British and an American child were asked, “Who is Chris Lilley?” the British one would most likely name you a character like Mr. G, an ostentatious drama teacher, or Jonah Takalua, a mischievous boy from Tonga, both of whom are both characters played by Lilley in his previous series... Read More
Happy Feet Two: An Adorable Letdown
Erik Sommer, Staff Writer
December 17, 2011
Having Elijah Wood, Matt Damon, Common, Robin Williams, Pink, and Brad Pitt together in a room would be enough to make most star-struck. Combining the talents of these critically-acclaimed celebrities in a film would seemingly drive flocks of moviegoers to the box office with great expectation. Oddly... Read More
Occupy Wall Street; the Rationale of “a Mob”
Erik Sommer, Staff Writer
December 4, 2011
Have you ever been with an ignorant acquaintance who unknowingly humiliated you by mentioning some topic of animosity where you were the antagonist? Maybe you had an affair- and the unknowing friend made it awkward by imploring you to agree that Ashton Kutcher was a scumbag. Whatever the case,... Read More
16 Handles: Pleasure Without Guilt
Erik Sommer, Staff Writer
November 6, 2011
It was 11:00 a.m. when I grumpily got out of bed to test out the new frozen yogurt place in Fairfield, 16 Handles. To provide a characterization of myself in relation to frozen yogurt, I will say that I assiduously avoid anything that has an unhealthy counterpart. I can’t explain why this... Read More
Forget Caviar; Eat the Twinkie
Erik Sommer, Staff Writer
November 3, 2011
I am in a limousine driving towards the Upper East Side of Manhattan. I give my limousine driver a handsome tip after he helps me step out of the cab onto the clean and evenly paved sidewalk. Proceeding to stroll into La Cuisine Exquise, I give an elegant greeting to the owner, who is the cousin... Read More
Filling the Void: Boys’ Soccer’s Challenge of Keeping Pace with Strong Past
Erik Sommer, Staff Writer
October 12, 2011
Last year’s boys’ varsity soccer team was undeniably special in talent and accomplishment; eight of the players from the 2010-2011 squad are now playing Division I soccer. Due to the graduation of many seniors, new players will be taking on old roles. Many players that were once in the... Read More


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