SATIRE: 2020 proves an unlucky year for most, except for me

Jack Dennison '21, Paper Sports Editor|March 17, 2020

2020 proves an unlucky year for most, except for me
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Graphic by Jack Dennison '21 and Poppy Livingstone '21, photo by Jack Dennison '21

Jack Dennison ’21 shrugs off the possibility of worldwide plight and instead focuses on his lucky year thus far.

 

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