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The Royal Baby is a Royal Pain

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Olivia Crosby

I spent five weeks at my summer camp down in Marble Falls, Texas this summer, isolated from the rest of the word. No phone, television, or Internet.

Upon getting my phone I wanted to get checked up on everything that had happened for the past five weeks. The first story I saw wasn’t about George Zimmerman being found not guilty of murdering Travon Martin or Edward Snowden, the National Security Agency (NSA) whistleblower, being granted temporary asylum in Russia.

It was about an eight pound six ounce baby born in London, England who is third in line to the British throne.

Let me sum up my thoughts into two words.

Who cares?

The world had nine months to prepare for the birth of Prince George Alexander Louis of Cambridge. It isn’t like the birth came out of nowhere to shock the world.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy for the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, but I fail to understand all the interest in the birth of their son.

For starters, someone who is a little over a month old doesn’t need his own Wikipedia page. And whoever is updating daily how old the Prince is, needs to be doing something better with his or her time.

It isn’t that I hate the baby, only horrible people hate babies and I don’t consider myself a horrible person, I simply don’t understand all the media attention he is receiving at a time when there is debate across our country about gay rights, the legalization of marijuana and ObamaCare.

Maybe we as a society are trying to ignore all of the problems in our world and simply turn our attention towards something less negative. Why think about the conflicts in the Middle East when you can think about a baby?

And if the media is going to focus all of its attention on a baby and his parents who wouldn’t rather have them focus on Prince George and his parents than North West, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian.

Or maybe Americans are just really creepy and want to know everything there is to know about a baby half way across the world that they will probably never come into contact with.

Most likely the latter.

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Bailey Ethier
Bailey Ethier, Editor-in-Chief
Editor-in-Chief Bailey Ethier ’15 has self-described himself in one word as “Texan.” Growing up in Texas, Ethier dreamed of being a professional athlete. Soon enough, however, he realized he didn’t have the athletic ability to do so, and turned to the next best thing, in his opinion: journalism. When he moved to Westport before ninth grade, he decided to join Inklings given the fact that he enjoyed a seventh grade project on sports broadcasting. As a sophomore, Ethier was a Web Opinions Editor, and was then a News Editor as a junior. He is ready to lead Inklings as Editor-in-Chief this year, and is fully committed to the paper. “I absolutely love this paper,” Ethier said. Deeply committed to journalism and hoping to pursue it in the future, Ethier is constantly trying to improve his journalistic skills. This summer, he attended a journalism program at Columbia University in New York City. He then headed to Texas for his eighth year at Camp Champions summer camp in Marble Falls, Texas, completing a three year senior camper program. During his senior camper program, he learned many valuable lessons, including how to lead by example. He hopes to carry his leadership at camp to Inklings this coming year. Ultimately, Ethier hopes to accomplish much during his final year on Inklings. “When people think of highly acclaimed newspapers, I want them to think of The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal and Inklings.”
Olivia Crosby
Olivia Crosby, Creative Director
When Olivia Crosby ’15 was a freshman, she signed up to make graphics for Inklings, but was never asked to help out. She came in three separate times that year, but still was never asked to join the staff. But, later in the year her talents became noticed. “I took intro to journalism, and during the copyright unit we had to find a legal graphic for a story; I was way too lazy to find something that was legal, so I just made my own. After that Inklings asked me to join,” Crosby said. Crosby’s persistence and drive has allowed her to evolve from staff artist during her freshman and sophomore years, to creative director junior year, to her current position as graphics editor. While Crosby primarily draws for Inklings, she prefers making pottery, which she says helps relieve stress. When Crosby can’t be found in the art or Inklings rooms, she is often found doing flips and twists into the Staples pool. After years of gymnastics and multiple injuries, as a freshman, Crosby transferred her skills from the gym to the pool and joined the Staples diving team. “I love being on the team,” Crosby said. “It’s exciting and so thrilling knowing how hard you'll push yourself even if you don't think you can do it.”

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