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#PPP: Prom Proposal Problems

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Olivia Crosby

When seniors enter their second semester, they might think that they are done with work. They might think they can finally lie back, relax and put their mind at ease. Wrong. There is still one more very important task at hand: coming up with a prom proposal.

Prom proposals are possibly the most stressful part of a high school career. Why? Nobody can get by on a heartfelt but simple invitation to prom.

Let’s face it: it’s not just the thought that counts.

In this day and age, people need to come up with exciting proposals. You need to ask in a way nobody has before.

But that can be a little difficult. As Colin Davis ’13 said, “dances have been around since Ezio Auditore’s time.” If you don’t understand the reference, go buy Assassin’s Creed right now.

The point is that, by now, people have proposed in every way imaginable.         Jackson Yang ’13, a rugby player, recalled one of his favorite prom proposals, which happened a couple years ago. The captain of the rugby team had a bunch of teammates paint their chests spelling out “P-R-O-M?” and had them run to the tennis courts where his girlfriend was playing.

Impressive.

Taking it up another notch, Julia Kaner ’13 recalled that her date did a fake proposal in Times Square on the red steps.

Excuse me? How do you beat that?

Perhaps the most creative proposal idea came from an anonymous source, who, being a pilot, planned on flying a plane over his date’s practice field where he would drop little plastic parachuting army men holding slips of paper printed with the question: “Prom?”

Needless to say, that idea was shot down for legal reasons (No pun intended).

But how far are people willing to go to come up with a creative and exciting way to ask a date to prom?

I’d like to stress that, if you’re putting your life on the line, you might be going a little bit too far. But just a little bit.

Prom is the night to cap off your high school career. Prom is the night you’ll relive 20 years later at your reunion. You need to be clever.

Keeping in mind that a clever proposal is only going to help your chances of her saying “yes.”

You want to impress your prom date and make her happy. So how do you come up with an original idea?

I’ll be honest; it isn’t easy. You have to grit your teeth, bite your lip, and really think about it. I’m sorry; I know thinking isn’t a strong point for second semester seniors.

Luckily, I think I found an original idea.

Ellie Kalatzi ’13, will you go to prom with me?

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Zach Speed
Zach Speed, Staff Writer
While his name often falls victim to cheesy clichés, it doesn’t fail to describe the best part of Zach Speed’s hockey game. The newly appointed Staples Varsity Hockey captain only started playing in 8th grade, but has worked on his game to become one of the best Wreckers out on the ice. Despite a tenure in journalism, another one of Speed’s interests, he has a difficult time picking between the two very different activities. “The hockey team is smaller and more intense,” he says. “But journalism is laid back, and the teachers really let you write about what you’re interested in.” Because he decided to fit both into his schedule during an already busy senior year, Speed’s life can be hectic. For example, for one of his Inklings’ articles last year, he was required to rewrite his article four times, despite having to deal with the standard workload of a high school junior. When asked what his favorite word was, he ironically hesitated. “Ummm… eloquence,” Speed said. “You can probably do something with that.”
Olivia Crosby
Olivia Crosby, Creative Director
When Olivia Crosby ’15 was a freshman, she signed up to make graphics for Inklings, but was never asked to help out. She came in three separate times that year, but still was never asked to join the staff. But, later in the year her talents became noticed. “I took intro to journalism, and during the copyright unit we had to find a legal graphic for a story; I was way too lazy to find something that was legal, so I just made my own. After that Inklings asked me to join,” Crosby said. Crosby’s persistence and drive has allowed her to evolve from staff artist during her freshman and sophomore years, to creative director junior year, to her current position as graphics editor. While Crosby primarily draws for Inklings, she prefers making pottery, which she says helps relieve stress. When Crosby can’t be found in the art or Inklings rooms, she is often found doing flips and twists into the Staples pool. After years of gymnastics and multiple injuries, as a freshman, Crosby transferred her skills from the gym to the pool and joined the Staples diving team. “I love being on the team,” Crosby said. “It’s exciting and so thrilling knowing how hard you'll push yourself even if you don't think you can do it.”

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